Handmade Wooden Mug – “Tears of My Players” Edition

Raise your tankard and toast to glorious crits and devastating TPKs! Our handmade wooden mugs are the perfect blend of craftsmanship and chaotic good humor—designed for the Dungeon Master who drinks deeply from the well of dramatic storytelling.

Each mug is crafted from richly grained wood with a smooth food-safe stainless steel interior, making it ideal for your favorite mead, ale, or potion of caffeine. The signature feature? A high-quality leather label emblazoned with witty DnD-themed quotes—like the ever-iconic “Tears of My Players”, sure to make your table groan (or laugh nervously).

Features:

• Solid wood body with a sturdy medieval design

• Engraved leather patch with unique fantasy quotes

• Comfortable and thematic handle design—ready for battle or brunch

• Stainless steel lining keeps drinks at the perfect temperature

• Perfect for DMs, players, and collectors alike

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Whether you're hosting a tavern night or wrapping up a long campaign, these mugs bring immersive flair and humor to your tabletop.

Because nothing tastes better than victory—or the tears of your players.